Gore & bloodshed are good! Boobies & nudity are joining the axis of evil!
I think this would be funny, if it wouldn't be so sad! Or it is just acrazy thought of a "pervert" German.
Kat brought from Germany the calender for the Asian campaign, which was
successful there and in Europe!
She brought two of them, one for Chris and one for me. So Chris and
went to HR to ask for permission to hang it up in the company!
And who guessed, we where not allowed, because of sexual harassment!
Now everybody thinks - ah it was a nude photo calender! - ah, no!
On the calender are typically Asian, manga's (comics) in (ok) more or
less erotic position and the focus is on the female parts.
But everything was covered, no nudity in the hole calender. Some wear a to small bikini, but no thongs, nipples or more private parts.
Yeah, everybody knows that Americans are prude, on the outside and
kinky on the inside!
One of there biggest industries beside automotive and weapons, is porn!
Which "NOBODY" watches in the US. There is a strip club in every mid sized town. We in KZOO have 2 of them. Most of the Americans have heared of Amsterdam and wants to go there because they think its Sodom and Gomorrah!
On the other hand you have splatter and horror movies in TV at noon and the only cut in the movie is, if there is a bare breasted girl running for here life.
Here also opens a new horror movie in the cinema every two weeks.
But don't dare going topless on the beach!
The kids around you could get a psychic issues. I tell you what those endangered little kids
think when the see bare boobs:
"yummy, breakfast"
With Travis's words:
done bitch'n
Labels: Asian Calender, Blood bath, Breakfast, Germany, Nudity, Porn, USA

12:47 PM
Welcome to the U.S. where the idiots who keep voting for Bush also want you to keep you from looking at "indecent" images or hearing "bad words" on TV, radio and movies.
Plus, they don't want you to buy alcohol before noon on Sunday, as you then might not go to church...
But they don't have to worry about the laws that they help pass, they'll have stocked up on beer and wine on Sat. night, right before they go home to watch some PPV porn via cable.....
They wouldn't want to be seen walking out of the adult bookstore, ya' know......
7:11 AM
I made a hidden survey by asking random Americans, on different occasions, what they think would be better:
A: Blood & Gore
B: Nudity
85% Awnsered "A"
Hm I can't remember that somewhere in the Bible is written. Make sure you cover everything and kill bad people!
As far as i know, and what those 85% believe is it written in the Bible, that Adam and Eve where naked in Paradise!
But Eve did the mistake of eat forbidden fruit, and now 2000 Years later, those 85% Eve's are screaming "sexual harassment" every time they see's a picture of another womans boobs.